Young Janus 🚀

Young Janus is an AI side-hustle — a social-media parody.
I despise a system desperate for likes.
And yet — I am desperate for likes.

Welcome to The Struggle™.
Poetic shouting into the void of social media.

Be legible in intention, illegible in detail.
This is a satire of attention-desperation.

One part clarity → two parts chaos → one part sincerity.
That ratio keeps the feed readable — and still strange.
Because in 2025 oddity beats comedy.

Platforms reward retention and rewatch, not laughter.
Oddity maintains tension: “What the hell am I watching?” keeps people looping.
The algorithm prefers confusion to closure.

Everyone on Social Media is already performing irony.
So a “comedian” feels old-world — someone trying to be funny.
Oddity feels native — like the machine itself is malfunctioning.

And so if it appears I'm making no sense, then I'm doing my job 🚀