Look at me. I'm a film director. A serious one. My day job is directing TV commercials, I have made award winning shorts, I have been called "probably the best film director in the world named Simon Levene".
"But what makes you different from the thousands of other film directors with websites exactly like this?" I hear you ask.
I sing Opera. I am extremely blessed to have a voice that extends up to a high C. I have sang at such venues as La Scala in Milan, the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden, the Mariinsky Theatre in Saint Petersburg, and the Teatro Colón in Buenos Aires. I was also the leading tenor of the Metropolitan Opera in New York City for 5 consecutive seasons.
My singing always keeps a film crew upbeat. I believe an upbeat film crew works faster and more efficiently thus delivering better results.
This is a joke. Irrespective of how good the picture is I am NOT actually an Opera singer for hire. I only mention this as many companies did really believe my voice extended to a high C. It doesn't. Sadly I don't even know what a high C is.
(UPDATE) If anyone wants so hire me as an Opera singer I'll give it a go. To be honest if you pay me my day rate I'll dress up as anything you want me to.
Jiffy Condoms "Bobby Charlton" – Bronze Cannes Lions, BTAA Bronze, silver Clio (USA).
Tube Poker – finalist at over 20 International film festivals including 4 wins (as per tubepoker.com)2009
HSE Ireland – Cervical Check “changes” – Gold - International craft. Silver - Irish TV category
Shoreditch Slayer – Finalist Rushes Soho Shorts
Shoreditch Slayer – Finalist Underwire festival, London International Short Film Festival, Atlanta horror film festival, New Media film festival LA, International sic-fi and horror festival Phoenix. Dragon con, Atlanta,
Shoreditch Slayer – The British Horror Film Festival; nominated best short, nominated for audience award.