A little
bit about
(Spoiler alert: anything you read below is purely for entertainment purposes only. I mention this because a frightening amount of people actually believed this ridiculous biog to be genuine. It isn't.)
Look at me. I'm a film director. A serious one. My day job is directing TV commercials, I have made award winning shorts and have several feature film projects on the go.
I have been called "probably the best film director in the world named Simon Levene".
"But what makes you different from the thousands of other film directors with websites exactly like this?" I hear you ask.
I sing Opera. I am extremely blessed to have a voice that extends up to a high C. I have sang at such venues as La Scala in Milan, the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden, the Mariinsky Theatre in Saint Petersburg, and the Teatro Colón in Buenos Aires. I was also the leading tenor of the Metropolitan Opera in New York City for 5 consecutive seasons.
My singing always keeps a film crew upbeat. I believe an upbeat film crew works faster and more efficiently thus delivering better results.
(Please remember this is a joke. Irrespective of how good the picture is I am NOT actually an Opera singer. I cannot sing on set and I am not for hire. Thank you.)
Simon Levene
Awards & Recognition
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1996 Jiffy Condoms "Bobby Charlton" – Bronze Cannes Lions, BTAA Bronze, silver Clio (USA). 1999 2002 2003 2006 Tube Poker – finalist at over 20 International film festivals including 4 wins (as per tubepoker.com) 2009HSE Ireland – Cervical Check “changes” – Gold - International craft. Silver - Irish TV category 2011 Shoreditch Slayer – Finalist Rushes Soho Shorts 2012 Shoreditch Slayer – Finalist Underwire festival, London International Short Film Festival, Atlanta horror film festival, New Media film festival LA, International sic-fi and horror festival Phoenix. Dragon con, Atlanta, Shoreditch Slayer – The British Horror Film Festival; nominated best short, nominated for audience award. |
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